zetsubounikki:

私の上で丸まってるてとさん。顔が私の股間の上にあります。てとさんのエッチ！

Teto curled up on me. There’s a face on my crotch. Teto’s a pervert!

-逹瑯 (Tatsurou)




★tatsu  ★teto  ★lolololol  ★she was seeking out the biggest warm thing lol  


new pictures of my favorite celebrity me: i fucking hate your existence why do you do this you're an asshole and its not funny anymore just stop it okay i spit on the ground you walk on you stupid fuck


★lolololol  ★this is kind of how i feel about tatsurou  ★right before i'm like AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I JUST WANNA BONE YOU SO HARDDDDDDDDDD WHYYYYYYYY  


See, misha? SEE????????




★lolololol  


OMG Tatsuro has YUKKE’s phone and he is just trolling away!!!

naity-sama:

I think I am kinkier than everyone! What’s wrong? Gacho~n!



★lolololol  ★are we sure it isn't yukke drunk?  


kawaiikind:

trillationship:

budandbasiation:

It was an indian kinda summer.

I’m Indian all summer every summer

I’m also Indian every other season of the year

and this Indian thinks youre an ignorant blonde piece of shit

stop

LMFAO

(via obscurelotus-deactivated2012051)




★lolololol  ★i am the most uptight native person i would have said the same thing  ★and i am pale as shit and have no fucking exposure to that part of my heritage  ★would much rather identify as native than white  ★do you blame me?  


random person in Albuquerque: All she ever talks about is how Mexican she is! She keeps calling me mija!


★LOLOLOLOL  ★things that actually happened  


Interviewer: Your style is known to change a lot with every album. This brings you new listeners, but on the other hand it requires an open mind from your fans. How do you think this has affected your career?
Miya: This change is actually MUCC, it’s ourselves. So, to be honest, we don’t care.


★lolololol  ★miya you are perfect  


Oh, oh, oh!

So when Micah threw the bouquet… dis bitch was like I’MMA GET IT! and it hit the chandelier and when it dropped, I went for it, and she dove in front of me and I shoved her ass to the ground. But she got that shit. It was a for real fight. Do not throw flowers at people with vaginas. It is in our fucking genetics to fight for that shit like wild animals.



★laughed so fucking hard oh my god  ★lol at me saying and instead of at  ★do not throw people with vaginas  ★lolololol  ★fuck