My dad’s cat got in a fight, but I’m dying because this is his text to tell me:

Tux found out he’s not the baddist mother fucker on the block. He showed up with a mangled ear and a near swollen right eye. Looks like he might make itthrough the night. It’s a cruel world when you have pussy on your mind and all you get is your ASS whipped!



★lol  ★oh dad  


“I understand how you feel. I’m a straight white dude, and I don’t have a race or gender. I know just what it’s like.”
-- (via bookishbiologist)

#lol  


whorville:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes

(via czystiel)



★lol  


questionablemorels:

jesuspadalecki:

jaredthegiantmoose:

adventuresofarestlessmind:

Just once, I’d like to see the Doctor travel with a smart, strong, sassy woman who’s not a size zero. 

did you mean Donna?

by the way billie piper is a size 10-12

I’m pretty sure John Barrowman is at LEAST a 12-14 dress size.

(Source: stars-up-on-heavens-boulevard, via talk-birdy-to-me)



★lol  ★you guys are great  


See, Julian? Because I’m classy.




★lol  ★now bring a book and come cuddle  ★inspiration  


homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

(via obscurelotus-deactivated2013031)



★lol  ★*sob*  


sometimes i think

why does anybody worry about tumblr users committing suicide?

they can’t even end a sentence



★internet grammar  ★lol  ★i'm sorry things are funnier to me than anyone else 99% of the time  


ohthepheels:

I’m sorry but if Destiel doesn’t happen in season 8 I’m gonna cut a bitch.

(Source: speightbrigade)



★lol  ★same  


me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth


★lol  ★not exactly but  ★i was pretty much wearing megan's ass like a halloween mask to reach down on the floor in front of her for Kaoru's pick  ★dedication bitches