My dad’s cat got in a fight, but I’m dying because this is his text to tell me:
Tux found out he’s not the baddist mother fucker on the block. He showed up with a mangled ear and a near swollen right eye. Looks like he might make itthrough the night. It’s a cruel world when you have pussy on your mind and all you get is your ASS whipped!
★lol ★oh dad
“I understand how you feel. I’m a straight white dude, and I don’t have a race or gender. I know just what it’s like.”
-- (via bookishbiologist)
★lol ★you guys are great
See, Julian? Because I’m classy.
★lol ★now bring a book and come cuddle ★inspiration
sometimes i think
why does anybody worry about tumblr users committing suicide?
they can’t even end a sentence
★internet grammar ★lol ★i'm sorry things are funnier to me than anyone else 99% of the time
me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
★lol ★not exactly but ★i was pretty much wearing megan's ass like a halloween mask to reach down on the floor in front of her for Kaoru's pick ★dedication bitches
★lol ★micah has this and similar stuff in the kitchen ★their kitchen is halloween themed
Reblog if a band has ever made you cry.
★lol ★all my tears ★remember my week of crying every morning after the denver show?
Max. 24. Boy. Audio engineer. अहिंसा. Pagan. Writer. Queer. Photographer. Fan of: メリー, MUCC, Dir en grey, Kiyoharu, cali≠gari, Poppy Z. Brite. Loves: music, tea, nature, yoga, wit, art, Doctor Who, Supernatural. Not so fond of: trivial bullshit. Past: fog of clinical depression, crippling anxiety, no self-worth. Present: transitive power of the universe. Future: completely fucking liberated. Follow if you like, unfollow if you don't. Sometimes NSFW (*＾ω＾*)ノ☆
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