Who is the better girlfriend, a woman or a guitar?
Die : (laughs) This one is not easily to answer.
Kaoru: We like to take both in our arms.


★*DYING*  ★god  ★i hope this is real  ★please be real  ★alsdjgalksdjfalskdjf  


amaipills:

yumyum-chiizukeeki-kingdom:

& in the end, YUKKE ended up counting pencils.

He might’ve fallen asleep to counting pencils.

Precious.


When’s our wedding YUKKE?

he take the pencils without tata’s permission u_u

will take revenge.

All of this is particularly hilarious to me because I’ve just started assuming that Tatsurou is horny when he’s pencil and the pencil is his dick, so…

Yukke is falling asleep counting erections…

business as usual



★*dying*  


bigbangpunch:

BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE

2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A

3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE

4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS

5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT

6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD

AMERICAN VERSION

FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)

FILL IT WITH TAP WATER

ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER

STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN

DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET

POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE

REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT

ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS

SOUTHERN VERSION

GET A POT AND PUT SOME WATER AND A BUNCH OF TEA BAGS IN THAT SONOFABITCH

BOIL THAT SHIT

PUT THAT SHIT IN A PITCHER

ADD SUGAR

KEEP ADDING SUGAR

NO, YOU’RE NOT DONE YET

WHEN THE SUGAR HAS REACHED ITS SATURATION POINT AND IS NO LONGER ACTUALLY DISSOLVING IN BOILING WATER THEN YOU’RE DONE

FILL THE REST OF THAT SHIT UP WITH WATER AND PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ICEBOX

ENJOY THAT SHIT WITH A NICE TASTY PLATE OF DEEP-FRIED THINGS

REAL AMERICAN VERSION

THROW TEA IN HARBOR

(Source: areyoutryingtodeduceme, via starsinthegutter)




★tea  ★*dying*  ★the southern way is legit how you make a pitcher of sweet tea  ★only I boil the sugar in with the tea and water  


someone needs to come watch this with me omg

this bro is like

hey my wife

go feed those ducks

wife:

*walks towards seagulls*



★*dying*  


cartoonmischief:

NE SHITERU

IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE A FUCKHEAD ABOUT GENDER, IDENTITY, RELATIONSHIPS AND/OR BASICALLY ANYTHING INVOLVING NOT RESPECTING OTHERS’ PERSONAL CHOICES I’M GOING TO TAKE A 10 MINUTE SHIT ON YOUR LAWN AND BURN IT

(Source: talaem, via obscurelotus-deactivated2012051)



★*DYING*  


omfg

Stephen Colbert talking shit to Jack White, I fucking can’t.



★*dying*  


Hello, this is Satochi.

The coming of age celebration is a good thing.

Alcohol and tobacco become legal!

To the new adults among us, Japanese sake is dangerous.


You lose your memory.

You become naked.

Movies will be taken.


Don’t take it the wrong way.



★satochi  ★i am him  ★it is me  ★*dying*  ★spirit animal part 3  


….omfg rn

I LOVE BOX TISSUE



★*dying*